sweat, tears, or the sea.

americandreamwitch:

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

taylorswift were these the original lyrics

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

sarriane:

captain-anduin:

licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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your internet history can be an alibi

"i didn’t murder him i was online reading gay captain america porn fanfiction"

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