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    hetastein:

    special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

    beyoncevevo:

    perfectgay:

    what has four letters and is very hard

    rock

    math

    life

    theaveragefish:

    why the hell did we all learn the exact words

    "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

    mayaoishiina:

    my dash told me what happens to cool and trendy kids

    Anonymous asked:
    tell us your most embarrassing story

    jesusinc:

    jesusinc:

    So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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    clisneyprincess:

    see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

    (Source: prlncest)

    alberteinsteinofficial:

    becomming:

    xlizardx:

    Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

    why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

    and guess what in space they pick categories when they have a lot of things to name like the craters on mercury. the category for naming them is after deceased artists

    165,495 plays

    heatmor:

    when i order 20 chicken nuggets at mcdonalds instead of the usual 6


    zeltallica:

    likeadisneyprincess:

    doctorwhovian12:

    Elsa got arrested

    This is amazing.

    let me go

    let me go


    A beach in Maldives awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars.

    (Source: chezpicker-uk)

    xld:

    I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka


    (Source: unlucky-artist)

    lanactrlaltdelrey:

    what a fucking idiot

    i want 14 of them

    (Source: bolsodedorami)


    timelordparadise:

    nargles-stole-my-tardis:

    winchesterandwinchester:

    Nightmare/Bloopers

    From everything I’ve seen of this show on Tumblr, I thought both sets of gifs were genuinely from the show.

    I’ve seen the show and I still thought all the gifs were from it


    omelettethecorgi:

    Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.


    fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

    lilhabenero:

    dumbkili:

    I went on a journey of self discovery today

    fight-0ff-yourdem0ns

    very me.